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Actually, we collect taxes now in order to wear the badge.

 

You gotta watch those tax collectors. :pirate: ... While three times zero is always still zero, they will somehow figure a way to make 35% of zero be some big positive floating-point value! :shrug:

 

Congratulations, Barand! :thumb-up:

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You gotta watch those tax collectors. :pirate: ... While three times zero is always still zero, they will somehow figure a way to make 35% of zero be some big positive floating-point value! :shrug:

 

Actually the formula is:

 

$postCount * to_days($memberSince)

 

Philip currently has an outstanding of a few billion.. So when again are you gonna pay your taxes?

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Esteemed Barand left for a season;

as to why, he gave us no reason.

But now he is back,

to pick up the slack,

and make up for his unexplained treason :shrug:

 

He starts off with act of good will,

with offers of premium swill.

We toast and we cheer,

as we kick back some beer,

and engage in much epic trill :birthday:

 

It is now the wee hours of morn

much drinking and possible porn

there's midgets passed out

no stout found throughout

and hangovers sure to be born :suicide:

 

Celebration has passed with success

For details recalled, I digress

But it's now back to work

albeit with a smirk

lookin' forward to the next recess :intoxicated:

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