SOLVED BY SELF So here's the scoop: I write up this stuff to display/sort/navigate my design portfolio and then I upload it and do the usual parse corrections, but I came upon this particular one that didn't seem to like me so much: Parse error: parse error, unexpected $ in /home/jyppt07/domains/tarngation.net/public_html/foliot.php on line 152 I thought I'd just go through the measely 150 lines of code looking and checking every '$' there is. No success. The line that it claims to be on is the last line: </body></html>. This makes my head hurt. HELP! Here is the code: [a href=\"http://tarngation.net/foliot.txt\" target=\"_blank\"]http://tarngation.net/foliot.txt[/a]