premiso Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Well I have been gone for a few months the wife and I had a kid and man that keeps you busy! Anyhow, gonna try and be a bit more active but given the holidays I will probably have my "spurts". Anyhow yea Excited to be back and able to contribute again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garethp Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 You have a kid? Good lord, adult life must be hell. I'd hate to have a kid. No offense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 I'd hate to have a kid. Having a kid was the single most happiest day of my entire life. I would never trade that feeling for anything. I love having my little girl to share my life with now. I feel sorry for you for feeling that way, as the joy a child of your own can bring to you is nothing short of a miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Well I have been gone for a few months the wife and I had a kid and man that keeps you busy! Anyhow, gonna try and be a bit more active but given the holidays I will probably have my "spurts". Anyhow yea Excited to be back and able to contribute again! Congratulations! Although, I would like to have kid(s), I'm going to wait. Too much I would like to do before strapping down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Does she know how to escape data yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Her first language should be a programming language. English can wait until later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Just make sure she indents properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Just make sure she indents properly Then make her first language Python. She'll get errors if she doesn't indent properly. That'll teach her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Her first language should be a programming language. English can wait until later. I already told my wife we are starting a family business we need at least 2 more kids so I have 3 programmers on staff She didn't think that was a good idea, but yea. She already helps me code sometimes, smashing the key board and erasing half my stuff is sooo helpful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Her first language should be a programming language. English can wait until later. Don't we already have enough problems with people not being able to articulate their problems in the help forum(s)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Her first language should be a programming language. English can wait until later. Don't we already have enough problems with people not being able to articulate their problems in the help forum(s)? That's why it's a good idea making her first language a programming language. They're strict on grammar, so she won't get away with sloppy grammar and syntax. There won't be any ambiguity in what she says either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Don't we already have enough problems with people not being able to articulate their problems in the help forum(s)? So maybe Lojban then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 But then she won't have the benefit of being able to program at an early age. Better to use a general-purpose programming language. You could also make her talk in SQL instead of English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 You could also make her talk in SQL instead of English. lol "Dad, Select candy from store where type = 'cookies' and type = 'bars';" "Sorry honey, No Rows Returned". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTechie Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 "Sorry honey, No Rows Returned". :'( DROP parent Congratulations premiso, They are a handful.. but Make the most of ever day..Mines almost 3.. (dame I have no idea where the time went), Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 That makes sense actually... just be careful: "Dad, Select candy from store where type = 'cookies' OR 1 --' and type = 'bars';" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 That makes sense actually... just be careful: "Dad, Select candy from store where type = 'cookies' OR 1 --' and type = 'bars';" Yea, damn that SQL injection =\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Use prepared statements when talking to your children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I wonder if she will pass the Turing test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 I wonder if she will pass the Turing test. I bet she will, as she will be programmed with AI and has a feature to accept and interpret all kinds of input and learn from that input. "Need Input" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 You could sell her to NSA. She ships with a true random number generator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 You could sell her to NSA. Shhh this is top secret, heaven forbid they found out about her =\ EDIT: On a side note, that reminds me. I need to get a v1.0 shirt for me and a v2.0 for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcombs_31 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Congrats on the kid. I have a 4 yr old boy and 7 month old girl. I was lucky and both were good sleepers for the most part. Getting up in the middle of the night is what will drain the life out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Getting up in the middle of the night is what will drain the life out of you. No truer words have been said. My little girl, who is 3 months, is starting to go to bed at 8:00pm and waking up at 5:00am to eat then she will go back to sleep till 7, when she is up for good I like that routine, I just hope it sticks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your kids don't implement the sleep() function? Or maybe it's just buggy. Maybe you should complain to the manufacturer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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