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Hi, my name is SA, I am 6 and a half years old and I am fluent in both binary and assembly. I'd also say I was somewhat proficient in Fortran, Lisp, COBOL and Pascal (inc. Turbo). So far this year, having already learnt the garden variety web languages such as XHTML, CSS and JavaScript, I have picked up PHP at an intermediate level and am progressing well. In my spare time, while not watching the Teletubbies on TV, I work at the R&D lab at Nvidia designing ICs for the next generation graphics solutions.

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Hi, my name is SA, I am 6 and a half years old and I am fluent in both binary and assembly. I'd also say I was somewhat proficient in Fortran, Lisp, COBOL and Pascal (inc. Turbo). So far this year, having already learnt the garden variety web languages such as XHTML, CSS and JavaScript, I have picked up PHP at an intermediate level and am progressing well. In my spare time, while not watching the Teletubbies on TV, I work at the R&D lab at Nvidia designing ICs for the next generation graphics solutions.

How is it even possible that you are 6.5 years old?

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Hi, my name is SA, I am 6 and a half years old and I am fluent in both binary and assembly. I'd also say I was somewhat proficient in Fortran, Lisp, COBOL and Pascal (inc. Turbo). So far this year, having already learnt the garden variety web languages such as XHTML, CSS and JavaScript, I have picked up PHP at an intermediate level and am progressing well. In my spare time, while not watching the Teletubbies on TV, I work at the R&D lab at Nvidia designing ICs for the next generation graphics solutions.

 

lmao

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HAHAHA!

 

What happened to kids playing cops and robbers???  STOP GROWING UP SO FAST, NERDS!

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I'm 7 years old and have been doing Artificial Intelligence programming in C, C++, and LISP for nearly 8 years. My work consists of developing a neuro-networking simulator for a robot that can process natural language understanding in the English language. My work consists of using a huge open-database containing all the words, idoms, phrases, in real-time and utilizing data-mining and semantics search processing algorithm for a machine to interpret human languge phrases.

 

In my free-time I enjoy spending some time creating the new cutting-edge CPU architecture, based on massive parallel computing, neuro-network simulation, and hopefully Quantum Computing soon that will allow humans to stored their consciousness in a machine to live forever.

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Yeah... it was funny the first time someone did it.  ::)

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i want to be a hobo. they seem to lead much simpler lives :D

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Heyyyyyy where my girls at???

 

I'm FEMALE, just turned 26, name is Carrie.

I started messing with print design about 10 years ago and I've been a flash developer for the last 4 years. JUST now getting into php/sql in the last month and I love it!

 

Not many girls in this field... and that doesnt suck at all bc I'll probably get your job!! ohhhhhhhhhhh jk ;)

 

Hi everybody.

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Not many girls in this field... and that doesnt suck at all bc I'll probably get your job!! ohhhhhhhhhhh jk ;)

 

that might not be too far from the truth! lol :P

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Hey Carrie, good to see another girl around here.  And I know some talented female programmers... so I am one of those guys that are intimidated by you gals!

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Yeah... it was funny the first time someone did it.  ::)

You mean to me, there's another 7 years old in AI and robotics out there?  :o

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Back on topic:

I'm a girl. :) And I'm 16, started learning PHP at 15 and HTML when i was like 10.

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21/M started doing web work when I was 16? something like that, I don't remember HAHA ;D

 

-Chris

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Theodoric, Derrick for short (obviously male), and I'm not a programmer.  I took some classes in school (all of my professors were females, except my web design professor, I may note) on C++, Java, VB, etc.  I picked up PHP and MySQL on my own for recreational use and I hardly use anything else (although I have been tempted to give Perl a twirl :P).

 

I've been using PHP for 3 or 4 years now, I never really marked a date.

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Alec Wright, 13, Male

 

I started learning HTML when I was 10 and I now know PHP, HTML, XHTML, JS, SVG, DHTML (a little), BASH, CSS, XML, XSL, RSS and SMIL.

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Hehehe, my dad told me bout punch cards one time...

my name is Corbin, 14 years old.  Started HTML when i was about 10, PHP at 11.5ish... Ive messed with some other languages but PHP is by far my favorite/most knowledgable.

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ima teen! we are everywhere.. you meet them all in your programming classes in high school. and you form friendships as you try to make the server into a vast gaming resource!

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Do I win for being the oldest female programmer? I'm Joanne, 48. I've been taking care of my parish website for 4 years and have been teaching myself (& programming in) PHP for a little over a year.

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Welcome, everyone! :)

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I am a 28 year old male. 

 

The first time I ever programmed was when I was 7. I would go to school on the weekends and my Principle would teach me algebra and gwbasic on a commodore 64.  Then at around 10 or so my dad was taking me to his work all the time.  He worked as an editor of a newspaper so I spent all day in an office doing nothing but fiddling around and teaching myself qbasic, which was a programming language that came with dos, which was very similar to gwbasic.  I did that for about 2 years, which if anybody knows qbasic, you would know that 2 years of doing that would more than make you an expert at qbasic, lol.  After that, I didn't really touch computers until I got to highschool, because I didn't have a computer at home.  I enrolled in computer science, and learned pascal and then the next year C++ and assembly.  Keep in mind that back then, Windows 3.1 was just coming around and everyone was still using dos... yes, dos used to be the norm, not just some archaic black screen with a prompt you type stuff in that many people have heard about and sometimes even seen :)

 

Since then, I haven't really mastered any programming language. I'm more of a jack-of-all trades.  I know a little bit of about anything out there, from c++, c#.net, vb6, delphi, flash, actionscript, perl, php, sql, html, CSS, the hardware aspect of computers, uh, well like i said, i can pretty much worm my way around anything computers, though i'm not really a master at any of them.  For the last 3 years or so now i've really been focusing on php/sql though. 

 

so i'm nobody super special that can wave a magic wand or bust out some one line piece of code that can do a million things like some people around here, but i know enough of just about everything to probably at least point you in the right direction :)

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My name is Warris Mir I am 14 and I love wwe wrestling. Ive been doing apache stuff for about a year and Im not planning on leaving yet. I am male and still at school and hopeing to be a footballer or ploiceman in the futcher.

 

You wont proberley know what it is but I love the programe Clearks it is like south park.

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I think I'm male ... hmm .. yeah I really am.  ;D

 

Actually 23 years old. I started programming respectively in the beginning you could not call it "programming" about three years ago.

In my studies I have several courses in Java programming. PHP is just a hobby ...

 

Hope that it is okay, that I'm from good old Germany .. ;)

 

Regards, Ben.

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