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#341 nadeemshafi9

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 04:47 PM

u should try girls


YOU should try proper capitalization, punctuation, and oh yeah.. English. You know what, forget about that. Just don't post anything any more and we'll call it even. I think everyone knows all they need they need to about you by now (I doubt anyone really needed all 30 posts for it though).

i don't mind criticism


People say that, but they don't really mean it. However, if you are absolutely serious this I will happily oblige. But be warned: there's about a 80% chance you will be pissed off. I really don't care much if you are, just don't say I didn't warn you. Possibly you're already pissed off, in which case you might want to pass.


no go ahead it would be great to know
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#342 .josh

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 04:57 PM

Your name has a 9 on the end of it.  I don't know which thought is scarier, the possibility that there are 8 more nadeems running around out there, or that you're version 9...

haha BURN! :P  j/k
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#343 JonnoTheDev

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 05:00 PM

no go ahead it would be great to know

The simple fact is nadeemshafi9 that this post is about letting others know who you are. Not diving into a massive post on promoting a framework using all kinds of buzzwords regarding software engineering processes such as, 'modular framework setup, coding and file structure and modification standards setup, versioning and backup, clustering and mirroring'. I mean come on. It looks like you have posted from a book or a university lecture slide. You are off on a tangent that makes people think that you are 'just going for it' posting anything. A lot of the members here are newbies to programming and won't have the slightest idea what you are on about.

To start, press any key. Where's the 'Any' key?


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Posted 26 October 2009 - 07:55 PM

no go ahead it would be great to know

The simple fact is nadeemshafi9 that this post is about letting others know who you are. Not diving into a massive post on promoting a framework using all kinds of buzzwords regarding software engineering processes such as, 'modular framework setup, coding and file structure and modification standards setup, versioning and backup, clustering and mirroring'. I mean come on. It looks like you have posted from a book or a university lecture slide. You are off on a tangent that makes people think that you are 'just going for it' posting anything. A lot of the members here are newbies to programming and won't have the slightest idea what you are on about.


Don't encourage him.

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 08:09 PM

Ok, remember you asked for this. It is probably a good thing I am not a staff member anymore ;)

Episode 1: Nadeem the awesome programmer

some people are slower at learning than others, it takes me about 1 or 2 days to learn anyones technology


Only two days to learn “anyones tech”? Wow Nad, that *is* impressive.

dude il teach u everything u need to know about every language, when u need it, u go on teh internet and type in language name PROCESS instantiation, or language name Class definition or language name array manipulation thats it all the other bits are icing on the cake, oh and HTTP request


Ok, so you know everything about everything, except for the icing on the cake. I'm not a pastry guy myself.

Hi

I done this algorithm before i just dont have the code to hand,

can someone remind me how to do a nice loop thogh,

i have a tree array that maye have infinite child arrays childeren of childeren etc,

can somone remind me the algo.

Regards

Nad


Hold on Nad, you mean you “forgot” what recursion is? I guess that wasn't in the 2 minute crash course. Or maybe this is just icing on the cake. I guess you don't really need it then anyway.

whats wrong with eval ? apart from not getting any error codes ????, if your a good programmmer you dont need error codes lol,


If only everyone was such a great programmer as yourself, then we would live in an error free world. Debugging would be non-existent. We could all write in what Naddy passes off as English and every interpreter would get what we are trying to do, always. Yes, the world would indeed be a better place.

hi guys

i need to turn off strict standards errors for a bit,

any suggestions on how to do this in teh code ?

thanks


Hold on Nad, you “forgot” how set the error level? And why do you need any error reporting at all? Is the perfect world falling apart? Is it the apocalypse?

what does the =& mean ???

thanks


Forgot references too? My god Naddy boy, lay off the acid.

hello guys

i am using zend frameworks LEFT JOIN  prepaired query.


I know ZF is becoming more and more comprehensive a library, but I didn't know they had their own SQL dialect. Cool to know, thanks Nad! For everything, but in particular for allowing us a little fun, getting away from day jobs.

To be continued..



#346 nadeemshafi9

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 04:33 AM

im not talking out of a uni book, i do these things now, i started learning PHP when i joine dthis forum. Now in 3 years iv worked for 3 companies with different environments and setups standards etc.

I dont remeber all constructs, but I KNOW WHATS POSSIBLE and what may be possible, so if i need help i have no problem asking.

("The words that come from your mouth did not come from within yourself but are a picture in your mind taken by somone else, your verses run around in my head", Aziz Mian, Pakistan, )

("There is wisdom built into both beuty and love, what can i do i whant both at the same time, when my god breaks i pray, when the knowledge breaks what can i do", Aziz Mian, Pakistan, )
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#347 nadeemshafi9

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:02 AM

As a forward thinking people tell me what is a better concept, pooling for knowledge or trying to rember it all, rember the meta knowledge and then reproduce it by pooling many minds together on the net, that would make a good robot lol.

To the ones with irritated bowels , try some excersise and classical music.


We all work in the same feild, i have alot of respect for my elders, so dont get the wrong idea, im 24

If everything was standardised and enforced by force, then it would be a dim world.
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#348 Adam

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 09:16 AM

Haha?? ..... What the eff cee youu kaay are you talking about?

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:22 PM

@Adam: That's not how you spell fuck.

Nadeem, I have to admit, you are taking it better than I had expected. Hats off for that. Now stop exaggerating your skills and use proper language (nobody takes you seriously when you write like you do) and there's hope yet.

#350 .josh

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:28 PM

If everything was standardised and enforced by force, then it would be a dim world.


What if turning the lights on was enforced?
Did I help you? Feeling generous? Buy me lunch! 
Please, take the time and do some research and find out how much it would have cost you to get your help from a decent paid-for source. A "roll-of-the-dice" freelancer will charge you $5-$15/hr. A decent entry level freelancer will charge you around $15-30/hr. A professional will charge you anywhere from $50-$100/hr. An agency will charge anywhere from $100-$250/hr. Think about all this when soliciting for help here. Think about how much money you are making from the work you are asking for help on. No, we do not expect you to pay for the help given here, but donating a few bucks is a fraction of the cost of what you would have paid, shows your appreciation, helps motivate people to keep offering help without the pricetag, and helps make this a higher quality free-help community :)

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:35 PM

By force? :P

#352 Adam

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:56 PM

haha durr

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#353 448191

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:59 PM

I don't get why people can't just say fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Lightning coming out of the sky yet?

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 02:01 PM

I don't get why people can't just say fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Lightning coming out of the sky yet?



#355 JonnoTheDev

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 02:16 PM

Or, if you are Irish

To start, press any key. Where's the 'Any' key?


#356 nadeemshafi9

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 04:09 PM

@work (semi swine flu)
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:22 PM

@nadeemshafi9: what happened to the other half?

Crap, this isn't twitter?!?

#358 nadeemshafi9

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:24 PM

i can beat the swine flu il eat it up lol
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#359 JonnoTheDev

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:30 PM

i can beat the swine flu il eat it up lol

What the hell are you on about at all?

Crap, this isn't twitter?!?

Absolutely

To start, press any key. Where's the 'Any' key?


#360 nadeemshafi9

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:33 PM

i can beat the swine flu il eat it up lol

What the hell are you on about at all?

Crap, this isn't twitter?!?

Absolutely


This is sparta
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