[Where can I find an absolute idiots guide to Perl programming language online?]

There are zillions of comments and little programming tips on Perl on the Internet, but they're all just for advanced users who already knows the do's and dont's.

 

Please help me with a free online guide that teaches you Perl from the beginning. If it is fully downloadable, it would help a lot as well.

 

[How can I make javascript work on my computer?]

I've done the "enable javascript" thing, and I've downloaded the update several times and it always says it is successful, but still I can't go on any websites. I also tried downloading it to my desktop. it still always says, "you need to update or enable javascript". how else can I fix it?

[CSS?]

Why is the cursor change function in a css stylesheet not working for an xhtml document? it's working for html documents but i need it to work for an xhtml document. can i rectify this problem in any way?