i have no idea what i'm doing please help

[ag3nt42]

Hi, I'm stupid and have no clue whats going on, I just want all of you to do all of my work for me.

Don't bother asking me to research anything or assuming that I know anything about php.

I'll tell you now I do not know anything about php.

 

Maybe one day I will grow up to be just like darkwater but chances are I will never accomplish such a great feat.

 

I wish I wasn't such a 'prick' but I apparently cannot help myself.. I also like to go around to random forums and ask questions then be an arsehole to everyone there.

 

I don't know why I do this I just do.

I guess thats just the kinda person I am. Which if you ask me isn't a very good person.

 

I hate myself. I wish I would just die. Its too bad I'm not as cool as darkwater.

Then I guess I would have good reason to live. Darkwater is so awesome. He's like the most wonderful person I've ever spoken with ever.

 

He's like a php genius and knows everything about php. I do not. I know nothing about php.

Its probably because I'm lazy and stupid and I can't read. He however can read very well and he is not stupid.

 

If only I was darkwater... :'(

 

 

So where can I start learning php so I can be as good as darkwater?

 

thanks,

 

~ag3nt42

[akitchin]

thread locked.  maturity is a virtue, and without it, one quickly earns themselves a ban.  ag3nt, you're toeing the line here.  let it go.