malikah Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 I have the IP of a visitor to my website that I dont want going there anymore. Blocking them would be too boring. Does anyone know of ways I can have fun with them using PHP - for example send them into a loop causing them to have to do a restart? This person has tried my patience too often - time to clean up. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViN86 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 an infinite loop would cause problems on your server, not his computer. its server side code, so if you create an infinite loop, he could just close his browser. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbnullchar Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 you dont have to make fun of them cuz you dont want it to happen to you also.. just redirect them to somewhere else Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
malikah Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 yea... I guess I could just... redirect.. Thanks anyway Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragen Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 re-direct them to a known spam site.. um.. not very professional, but will annoy them Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureole Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Have it so the banned person sees a 500 error page or make a fake parking page so it looks like your domain expired. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViN86 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 make all the links in the page turn into random pr0n sites. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
malikah Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 Yea... I'm liking these ideas - random spam/popup garbage links sounds like fun.. Just don't want to go looking for them on my PC. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/61844-jokes/#findComment-307985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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