Turbowaffle

Basically, I'm creating a wrapper that calls one of a dozen or so functions available through a CGI via different 'command' strings. So, rather than write a dozen functions, or something like foo->callCgiMethod(xyz), foo->xyz() will work if I add a check in _call to see if it's one of the availble commands and then create it. I could also go through the array and create_function each of them, but I figured it'd use fewer resources to just create the function I need. 

Bingo! That's exactly what I was looking for. Thanks!

I want to be able to intercept function calls that are to non-existent functions, and optionally create a function of that name. I want to do something like: foo->getBar(); getBar doesn't exist, but I want to intercept the error generated to determine if I want to create the getBar function using the create_function or not.  I almost positive I read how to do this in PHP, but I can't seem to find it now.