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  1. I know this is pretty much a forum about php programming, but I need some help with some tires. I have a 2005 Volkswagen Golf 5 and I've got it very cheap, because it's in a pretty bad shape. I've worked a lot on it, but now I need new tires, and I know nothing about them. Some friends recommended me this website "Holmes Tire" (.com), but I don't know what to think of it, I don't want to make a mistake. I'm looking for some tires only for this season, I'm going to change them when autumn/winter comes. Also, I'll drive a lot on the freeway. Thanks!

  2. Another one:

    A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business. After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver’s seat and stared out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

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  3. a) this is not about you, and b) I said that spamming the forum with me-too posts for the purpose of getting an avatar will not be accepted. This should be obvious, but apparently it isn't.


    Maybe all the time and energy spent on the avatar discussion would be more useful for actual forum posts. Especially since those who are most eager to getting their avatar tend to leave the forum soon afterwards (see all previous threads).


    Let's not forget this is a programming forum, not Facebook. The main purpose are technical discussions.


    I understand. On an unrelated note, who's the guy in your avatar? It looks so familiar, I'm sure I've seen the photo somewhere else. I think it was a guy who robbed a place and disappeared from a plane...? I could be wrong though.

  4. I thought it'd be great to have a thread in which everyone could share jokes!

    I'll start:

    My ex girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends that I was terrible in bed.

    Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.

  5. What Guru said is true. You have to keep trying to learn. It may be hard at times, but it's DEFINITELY worth it. When you can finally say "what's the best/most efficient way to solve this problem?" and not "how do I start solving this?" is such a good feeling.

  6. Hey guys! I'm new here, and I'm new to PHP as well, but I'm willing to learn. I already know some C++ because that's what I study at my university, but that's about it. Hope to see you around the forum, cheers!

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