Not a fan of that, as it isn't just based around this one text string.. There is a few, basically I'm going to be able to Post these "Earns".
The real example would be:
[Note: Only one would be posted at a time]
Case 1:
You walked the beat for ages today - protecting the citizens of Paris and earned yourself a $91 bonus! No taxes were taken as Paris has no mayor.
Case 2:
You scammed some poor suckers into your scam - they invested their last $2714 and bought some of your phoney stocks!
I need the script to figure out which Earn I have done. Bearing in mind, the last part: "No taxes were taken as Paris has no mayor." can change as well as the amount of money made. I then need it to fetch how much I made from that Earn and store it as a variable. Sorry I didn't explain this clearer earlier, didn't realise it would be so complex!