Create MySQL Function

[coolant]

I am new to creating mysql functions. I have created postgres (for work, i hate it too) functions - but after trying for a bit ... I need help.

 

How can I do something like this?

CREATE FUNCTION user_information ( uid ) RETURNS SET
BEGIN
SELECT * FROM users WHERE uid = $1;
END;

[cooldude832]

I think they are called proceudres

[coolant]

Procedures don't return data, right?

[trq]

I have created postgres (for work, i hate it too) functions

 

Nothing wrong with postgres.

 

You can define your own functions in mysql 5 >, why don't you tell us what your actual problem is?