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Halloween Candy


.josh

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Okay so it's been almost a week since halloween.  Started out with this really big bag of candy.  Now it's down to a few odds and ends here and there.  I'm trying to figure out what candy I want. I decided that trying to choose which week old halloween candy to eat is kind of like picking teams in high school gym class.  You start out eating all the good stuff but when it gets to the end, you got to start choosing between all the nerds and fat guys and weird unsociable guys.  I think I'm gonna go for the nerd.  It's strawberry flavored. 

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Nerds [candy] are the best.

 

 

 

Did you hear about the 12 year old that was shot because the man who answered the door thought he was being robbed?

 

One of the 12 year old's friends was quoted as saying, "He really wanted to get to the front and get candy first.  It was nice of him to take all of those bullets for us."  Or something to that effect.  Gotta <3 crazy people.

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