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ArubiruRei

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I know this means that I have missed a closing tag somewhere, but I've been looking for it for the past umpteen hours straight and can't find it... i've got to be blind....

 

I am a very beginner php programmer and was exercising my skills with this little program:

 

<html><head><title>Seven Minutes in Heaven: the Online Version!</title></head>


<script type="text/css">
</script>

<?php
function Straight_Love($Me, $You){
         echo "<p>$Me and $You make sweet straight love.</p>";}
function Not_Compatable($Me, $You){
         echo "<p>$Me and $You are not sexually compatable. They talk in the bedroom.</p>";}
function Gay_Love($Me, $You){
         echo "<p>$Me and $You make sweet yaoi love! Otaku girls videotape it.</p>";}
function Lez_Love($Me, $You){
         echo "<p>$Me and $You make sweet yuri love! Otaku boys videotape it.</p>";}
function Any_Love($Me, $You){
         echo "<p> $Me and $You make sweet love.</p>";}

$people = array(  array(
                         'name' => "John",
                         'SO' => "Straight",
                         'Gender' => "M"),
                  array(
                         'name' => "Matt",
                         'SO' => "Gay",
                         'Gender' => "M"),
                  array(
                         'name' => "Anton",
                         'SO' => "Bi",
                         'Gender' => "M"),
                  array(
                         'name' => "Rei",
                         'SO' => "Straight",
                         'Gender' => "F"),
                  array(
                         'name' => "Lola",
                         'SO' => "Lesbian",
                         'Gender' => "F"),
                  array(
                         'name' => "Shea",
                         'SO' => "Bi",
                         'Gender' => "F"),
)  
?>

<body>
<div id="header">
<h1>Seven Minutes in Heaven</h1>
</div> <!-- end header-->

<div id="main">
<h3>Introduction:</h3>
<p>You are hosting a party, and your attendees have voted to play the game "Seven Minutes in Heaven", expect with your parent's bedroom instead of a closet. So, of course, fucking will ensue.</p>
<h3>People:</h3>
<p>At your party are John (who is straight), Matt (who is gay), Anton (who is bi), Lola (who is a lesbian), Rei (who is straight), and Shea (who is Bi).</p>
</div> <!-- end main-->

<form>
<input type="button" name="Start" value="Click me to send two random friends into the bedroom!" onclick="

<?php

Shuffle($people);

If ($people[0][sO] == "Straight" && $people[1][sO] == "Straight"){
         If ($people[0][Gender] != $people[1][Gender]){
                    Straight_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
         else{    
                    Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
}

If ($people[0][sO] == "Gay" && $people[0][sO] == "Gay"){
         Gay_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);
}


If ($people[0][sO] == "Lesbian" && $people[0][sO]== "Lesbian"){
         Lez_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);
}


If ($people[0][sO] == "Bi" || $people[1][sO] == "Bi"){

        If ($people[0][s0] == $people[1][sO]){
                           Any_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}

        If ($people[0][sO] == "Gay" || $people[1][sO] == "Gay"){
                           If ($people[0][Gender] == $people[1][Gender]){
                                Gay_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
                           else {Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}

        If ($people[0][sO] == "Lesbian" || $people[1][sO] == "Lesbian"){
                           If ($people[0][Gender] == $people[1][Gender]){
                                Lez_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
                           else {Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}

        If ($people[0][sO] == "Straight" || $people[1][sO] == "Straight"){
                           If ($people[0][Gender] != $people[1][Gender]){
                                Straight_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
                           else {Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
}

?>
"
/>

</form>                    
</body>
</html>

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BlueSkyIS

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several mistakes. i don't know if it will do what you want, but no more unexpected end.

 

<html><head><title>Seven Minutes in Heaven: the Online Version!</title></head>


<script type="text/css">
</script>

<?php
function Straight_Love($Me, $You) {
        echo "<p>$Me and $You make sweet straight love.</p>";
}
function Not_Compatable($Me, $You) {
        echo "<p>$Me and $You are not sexually compatable. They talk in the bedroom.</p>";
}
function Gay_Love($Me, $You) {
        echo "<p>$Me and $You make sweet yaoi love! Otaku girls videotape it.</p>";
}
function Lez_Love($Me, $You) {
        echo "<p>$Me and $You make sweet yuri love! Otaku boys videotape it.</p>";
}
function Any_Love($Me, $You) {
        echo "<p> $Me and $You make sweet love.</p>";
}

$people = array( 
array('name' => "John",
	'SO' => "Straight",
	'Gender' => "M"),
array('name' => "Matt",
	'SO' => "Gay",
	'Gender' => "M"),
array('name' => "Anton",
	'SO' => "Bi",
	'Gender' => "M"),
array('name' => "Rei",
	'SO' => "Straight",
	'Gender' => "F"),
array('name' => "Lola",
	'SO' => "Lesbian",
	'Gender' => "F"),
array('name' => "Shea",
	'SO' => "Bi",
	'Gender' => "F")
);
?>

<body>
<div id="header">
<h1>Seven Minutes in Heaven</h1>
</div> <!-- end header-->

<div id="main">
<h3>Introduction:</h3>
<p>You are hosting a party, and your attendees have voted to play the game "Seven Minutes in Heaven", expect with your parent's bedroom instead of a closet. So, of course, fucking will ensue.</p>
<h3>People:</h3>
<p>At your party are John (who is straight), Matt (who is gay), Anton (who is bi), Lola (who is a lesbian), Rei (who is straight), and Shea (who is Bi).</p>
</div> <!-- end main-->

<form>
<input type="button" name="Start" value="Click me to send two random friends into the bedroom!" onclick="">

<?php

Shuffle($people);

If ($people[0][sO] == "Straight" && $people[1][sO] == "Straight") {
        If ($people[0][Gender] != $people[1][Gender]){
                   Straight_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
        else{    
                   Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
}

If ($people[0][sO] == "Gay" && $people[0][sO] == "Gay"){
        Gay_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);
}


If ($people[0][sO] == "Lesbian" && $people[0][sO]== "Lesbian"){
        Lez_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);
}


If ($people[0][sO] == "Bi" || $people[1][sO] == "Bi"){

       If ($people[0][s0] == $people[1][sO]){
                          Any_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}

       If ($people[0][sO] == "Gay" || $people[1][sO] == "Gay"){
                          If ($people[0][Gender] == $people[1][Gender]){
                               Gay_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
                          else {Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}

       If ($people[0][sO] == "Lesbian" || $people[1][sO] == "Lesbian"){
                          If ($people[0][Gender] == $people[1][Gender]){
                               Lez_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
                          else {Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}

       If ($people[0][sO] == "Straight" || $people[1][sO] == "Straight"){
                          If ($people[0][Gender] != $people[1][Gender]){
                               Straight_Love($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
                          else {Not_Compatable($people[0][name], $people[1][name]);}
}}}}

?>


</form>                    
</body>
</html>

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