The Little Guy Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't DROP a user in a table, he DROPS them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropfaith Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 google "find chuck norris" on im feeling lucky even google knows better then to mess with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonLewis Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Haha very nice, they should make Google do it though. Then it would be tonne's funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardyandkari Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 most popular chuck norris facts from www.chucknorrisfacts.com If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Little Guy Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 Chuck Norris has never gotten wet from rain, He killed them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardyandkari Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 chuck norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage! chuck norris puts the fun in funeral! chuck norris puts the laughter in manslaughter! i think these are all so ridiculous that they are funny...when i found chucknorrisfacts.com i laughed so hard i was crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Little Guy Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 If Chuck Norris has a Geo Metro, and you have a Corvette, Chuck Norris' car is faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardyandkari Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 what's the last thing to go through a drug dealer's mind before he dies? chuck norris' foot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropfaith Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Okay that's it, enough. There are a million chuck norris joke sites on the internet. This is not one of them. Thread closed. And may Chuck Norris not roundhouse me for doing so. /runsaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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