waynewex Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Ok. I've a list of demands. [*]Can we change the name of the site to SxyPHPFreaks? This could possibly bring in more females, especially if we turn the theme from the current blue to a candy gloss pink or purple. Also, forcing all posts to be made in italics and adding xxx onto the end of every post could help. [*]Could Daniel0 possibly take up a drinking habit and in turn, get grumpy when sober and lash out at random forum users? This could have potential. A drunk administrator could add tonnes to the appeal of SxyPHPFreaks. Who knows what he might do next? One minute it's the PHP Help Forum and the next its called GTFONEWBSgoASKSIOMWHARLELSEe [*]I think CV should become extra nice. I mean, really nice, to the point that other users feel wary and afraid. [*]Could you ban DarkFreaks by IP? Thanks. [*]Please don't allow anyone with the word noob, newb or noobie in their proposed username to sign up. Please take my suggestions on board as I speak for the entire userbase when I post this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynewex Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 I have literally sh*t myself with laughter. Kudos to whoever did that. Seriously. Absolutely excellent. 100/10. I nearly died. Screencap for future generations. [attachment deleted by admin] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Ok. I've a list of demands. [*]Can we change the name of the site to SxyPHPFreaks? This could possibly bring in more females, especially if we turn the theme from the current blue to a candy gloss pink or purple. Also, forcing all posts to be made in italics and adding xxx onto the end of every post could help. [*]Could Daniel0 possibly take up a drinking habit and in turn, get grumpy when sober and lash out at random forum users? This could have potential. A drunk administrator could add tonnes to the appeal of SxyPHPFreaks. Who knows what he might do next? One minute it's the PHP Help Forum and the next its called GTFONEWBSgoASKSIOMWHARLELSEe [*]I think CV should become extra nice. I mean, really nice, to the point that other users feel wary and afraid. [*]Could you ban DarkFreaks by IP? Thanks. [*]Please don't allow anyone with the word noob, newb or noobie in their proposed username to sign up. Please take my suggestions on board as I speak for the entire userbase when I post this. That was a very well thought out post. I can tell that you really put some effort into really thinking it out. You laid it out in a very clear way. I mean, you have bullet points and everything. Clearly, you mean business. I'm not so sure calling these things demands is adequate though. I mean, you are only asking for what is good for the community. It should be our duty to comply. You forgot to mention being promoted. But ah, that just demonstrates how humble you are. Truly, you are a remarkable individual. I get warm and fuzzy feelings just thinking about the newfound respect I have for you. It's like...like..my eyes suddenly opened, and there's this big shiny ball of warm goodness filling up everywhere I see and..and..it's you! OMG I just want to hug you and squeeze you and love you forever and ever! Hey I don't wanna sound gay or nothin', but can we like, be friends? Best friends? Hold hands and everything? XOXOXXOO XX X <3 *~CV~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrg_alpha Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Could Daniel0 possibly take up a drinking habit and in turn, get grumpy when sober and lash out at random forum users? He already does that, with one (possibly two) notable exceptions.. 1) He might not be drinker..so he might always be sober.. and 2) it's not towards random forum users.. only idiotic ones (close enough?). And as for CV being nice... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 As you see, you've been given an exclusive preview to the new looks of (Sxy)PHPFreaks. Further preparations will have to be made before the final launch. The committee is still discussing your other points. [attachment deleted by admin] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynewex Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 Ok. I've a list of demands. [*]Can we change the name of the site to SxyPHPFreaks? This could possibly bring in more females, especially if we turn the theme from the current blue to a candy gloss pink or purple. Also, forcing all posts to be made in italics and adding xxx onto the end of every post could help. [*]Could Daniel0 possibly take up a drinking habit and in turn, get grumpy when sober and lash out at random forum users? This could have potential. A drunk administrator could add tonnes to the appeal of SxyPHPFreaks. Who knows what he might do next? One minute it's the PHP Help Forum and the next its called GTFONEWBSgoASKSIOMWHARLELSEe [*]I think CV should become extra nice. I mean, really nice, to the point that other users feel wary and afraid. [*]Could you ban DarkFreaks by IP? Thanks. [*]Please don't allow anyone with the word noob, newb or noobie in their proposed username to sign up. Please take my suggestions on board as I speak for the entire userbase when I post this. That was a very well thought out post. I can tell that you really put some effort into really thinking it out. You laid it out in a very clear way. I mean, you have bullet points and everything. Clearly, you mean business. I'm not so sure calling these things demands is adequate though. I mean, you are only asking for what is good for the community. It should be our duty to comply. You forgot to mention being promoted. But ah, that just demonstrates how humble you are. Truly, you are a remarkable individual. I get warm and fuzzy feelings just thinking about the newfound respect I have for you. It's like...like..my eyes suddenly opened, and there's this big shiny ball of warm goodness filling up everywhere I see and..and..it's you! OMG I just want to hug you and squeeze you and love you forever and ever! Hey I don't wanna sound gay or nothin', but can we like, be friends? Best friends? Hold hands and everything? XOXOXXOO XX X <3 *~CV~* inb4 thousands of emails from other users saying that they think CV's account has been hacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynewex Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 As you see, you've been given an exclusive preview to the new looks of (Sxy)PHPFreaks. Further preparations will have to be made before the final launch. The committee is still discussing your other points. Oh I knew that somebody had just changed my template; but it was funny all the same. Could you imagine the reaction of some of the regulars if they had seen that? The Suggestion board would have been absolutely raped. wtf whai haz it been pink pink isnt straight like me im straight and i like straight colors like blue pink isnt straight and i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Has anyone ever considered the possiblity that CV might be an emo girl? Look at that font and look at his avatar from a year back that was like some emo faerie thing. And just read his last post? Also, how is it that he is the only one on this topic without the blue circle with an arrow through it? EDIT: How do I get one of those blue circles with an arrow through it for my account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Does the thought of me being a girl turn you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Ahem, at this point you are supposed to be offended that I called you a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 but if I really was a girl, wouldn't I not be offended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Someone didn't pay any attention to the rules of the internet. You should be knowing the rules since you are a mod and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I like to color outside the lines. And play with midgets. Dude, midgets are kickass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 EDIT: How do I get one of those blue circles with an arrow through it for my account? You need to go to your forum profile settings and specify whether you have a 3rd leg or not. No worries, I went in and changed yours for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Moderators are like a police officer. A good one stays strict to the letter, whereas a bad one "color outside the lines". Seriously, out of all the forums I've went to, this one easily takes the pie when it comes to strangeness. And probably CV and waynenewx make up the majority of the strangeness. LOL. I was going to post what I just had in my last paragraph but a new post came up...I think it reaffirms the strangeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 If you want to compare moderators to law enforcement, I'm probably more like mall security. rent-a-cop is what we called them back in the day. They don't actually let me have a gun or anything around here. They even took away my ban-stick. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 You still touch peoples accounts though! Wait, so what can you do? Can you see our passwords? And what can you modifiy in my profile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 nobody can see your password. It's stored as a hash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Well, can you see the hash still or is that restricited to admins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 nope. You cannot see stuff like that. Have to have direct db access, which only the admin have, because they have server access (not because of something within smf software). Actually, I'm not sure but maybe you might possibly be able to run queries through smf's admincp. I don't know for sure since I'm not an admin and I'm too lazy to install smf to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 And what can you modifiy in my profile? They can modify anything except your user name and user group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoFool Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 nobody can see your password. It's stored as a hash. Around these parts where i live hash is another word for a certain type of drug stash.... Some ones got some explainng to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Echofool must be a copper! Team, lets ditch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 nobody can see your password. It's stored as a hash. Around these parts where i live hash is another word for a certain type of drug stash.... Some ones got some explainng to do Well how else are we supposed to pay for our bandwidth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoFool Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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