ardyandkari

the number of times chuck norris visits the site.

if $bladder="full" { i would like to thank you tibberous for this colossal waste of time and thread space...it IS fun!!!

i have used egroupware before. easy to use. not sure if it is what you want, but it does have some project management stuff in it...

if ($name = "Tim the Enchanter"){

MUCH better! i assume that the marquee is going as soon as you go live...

try making the main table width 800px. i completely lose the sidebar in ff when i click on some of the links....

1.) the beta looks old and busted. i do like that you dont have to navigate to another page to "phishspit"...funny graphic and name by the way...i like that... 2.) i would go with the 800 px layout instead of the fluid...just looks more organized. 3.) ditch the orange. i wanted to tear my eyes out. 4.) when i made the font 3 or 4 sizes smaller, it seemed to look better...i dont like giant font. 5.)the system status is unnecessary and might make people wonder... thats what i see for now... later ardy

nice... :D

yea, but then his chest hair catches fire and the server goes down waiting for him to get back from the er...

well i dont know...but Gerald Cleaver is a real person... also dr richard bobusy is a real guy too...here is a video that i understood about the first minute or so... all of the physics/math goes over my head, but i did enjoy the picture of the chinese man in the third or so slide...

to what? i gave a link to the site...

i also saw the same thing on the science channel or discovery channel...

ok... a while back i started a weird topic that talked about going the speed of light. blah blah blah you cant go the speed of light, only almost blah blah blah...i will concede that for now... then i said that i would give 1000 points to the person who could tell me the name of the theory where you basically put the ship in a bubble and have space move faster than the speed of light around that bubble, while the ship stays still...well, I FOUND IT!!! clicking randomly on a slightly interesting news website i found this page: http://www.infoniac.com/science/faster-than-the-speed-of-light.html i didnt notice a name for the theory, but still...i'm not crazy! ok, back to work! nothing to see here!

bureau regarding that...i work at a call center that handles a lot of class action cases...you would be amazed at how many companies have lawsuits against them...(multiple ones at the same time)...these aren't little piddly companies, but huge household name companies. just because a company has allegations filed against them, doesn't mean that they are a crap company. a list of class actions against google...

if you add a 2nd sound card, wont it just do the same thing that the built in is doing?

call me a nerd, but i saw the new clone wars movie 2x...once with a good friend and again with my wife, daughter, and brother in law... thoroughly enjoyed it both times...yes, it is animated...didnt care for that as much, and the voice acting could have been better, but all in all i thought it was a good flick...

wow...thanks a lot... i am so stupid...i didnt assign the hidden variable a value... thanks for making me think and for telling me to echo the query...i feel soooooo stupid.

ummmm...well, im too poor to own an mp3 player, but my tape deck has led zeppelin in it now... yea, i said tape deck!

if you are looking to code pages, you never technically need to even see your boss...he'll give you $$$ and ftp access and you go to work...

i want to replace the number of people ($people) allowed in a specific camp site ($site). this is my code: <?php $sql = "UPDATE `resort`.`cabins` SET `people` = ".$people." WHERE `cabins`.`number` = ".$site.";"; ?> it comes up with the following error: what is wrong with the formatting of the mysql query? i copied this from phpmyadmin and removed some extraneous text (utf encoding, etc.)... thanks in advance...

i think i puked a little... that is possibly the dumbest error in existance...*muttering* stupid vista *muttering*

definitely center the site. the whole left aligned thing just kills me. also, the site name in the header/header graphic could use a lot of work...just putting plain text over a bg image is cheesy. hmmm, speaking of cheese, i think i'll go make a quesadilla...

yea... that too!

gimp make it yourself...otherwise, try a google image search?

**yoda speaking**padawan much to learn has. forum visits and yet no questions asked, hmmm? creepy...i spelled padawan right on the first try... dont ask for a mentor. just post your question... if you learn from one person, you will make the same mistakes that person will make. if you learn from everyone, they will correct each other and you will learn the right way to do things.