parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I am totally new to this php MySQL stuff and I want someone to help me with using it and making user accounts on my website and some more complex stuff Thank you very much if you would be so kind as to help me Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 Please help me someone Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do I have to do to get help? Is this the wrong place or something - or cannot I request this sort of help? Please someone at least reply Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 That's not how this site works. Stop spamming. Read the rules. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlumph Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Well, you could pay me to integrate this - or, you could read up on SESSION's and MySQL. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 That's not how this site works. Stop spamming. Read the rules. so why are other people allowed to ask for help? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 Well, you could pay me to integrate this - or, you could read up on SESSION's and MySQL. I am 13 years old - money is something i dont have Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 And apparently you don't have any patience either. Nor do you listen. If you read the rules and guidelines posted literally everywhere, you will see what this site is here for, and what is and isn't allowed. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 And apparently you don't have any patience either. Nor do you listen. If you read the rules and guidelines posted literally everywhere, you will see what this site is here for, and what is and isn't allowed. can you please post a link to the rules - because they are not so obvious to my vision Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Well, you could pay me to integrate this - or, you could read up on SESSION's and MySQL. I am 13 years old - money is something i dont have Information and tutorials are free, and I'm sure you'll have no problem finding some. so why are other people allowed to ask for help? You answered your own question. They ask for "help", you have shown no sign of attempt and therefore implying that you want someone to do it for you. If you want help, then I gave you appropriate help that is proportional to the question you asked. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 Well, you could pay me to integrate this - or, you could read up on SESSION's and MySQL. I am 13 years old - money is something i dont have Information and tutorials are free, and I'm sure you'll have no problem finding some. so why are other people allowed to ask for help? You answered your own question. They ask for "help", you have shown no sign of attempt and therefore implying that you want someone to do it for you. If you want help, then I gave you appropriate help that is proportional to the question you asked. if you want signs - signs is what you'll get I got 5 php / MySQL books from the library two months ago. Ever since I have had no luck in understanding - even when I copy tutorials random error messages come up. I really am not understanding I can assure you I have tried several times Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You checked out 5 books, have spent 2 months on it, and still no luck. You can't even seem to find rules and guidelines that are stickied in every single forum and at the top of every single page load. Let's be realistic. Maybe you should try something else out. Maybe art? Post a pic of a choo-choo train, I'll critique it for you. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 You checked out 5 books, have spent 2 months on it, and still no luck. You can't even seem to find rules and guidelines that are stickied in every single forum and at the top of every single page load. Let's be realistic. Maybe you should try something else out. Maybe art? Post a pic of a choo-choo train, I'll critique it for you. how the hell did you become a Moderator - so darn rude Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'm giving you the same level of respect you're giving our community. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
parino_esquilado Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'm giving you the same level of respect you're giving our community. "Topic Solved" Mod! "Can you do *insert thing*?" HEADER ERRORS - READ HERE BEFORE POSTING THEM these are the only stickies i see - where are Rules??? huh?? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You checked out 5 books, have spent 2 months on it, and still no luck. You can't even seem to find rules and guidelines that are stickied in every single forum and at the top of every single page load. Let's be realistic. Maybe you should try something else out. Maybe art? Post a pic of a choo-choo train, I'll critique it for you. how the hell did you become a Moderator - so darn rude It's not being rude, everyone can agree on that. It's an opinion, same opinion you had coming here and demanding us to build a site for you. Now scurry on little troll and find some tutorials on Google or examples on phpfreaks from other similar posts, which I doubt you have already done. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Top of the page: * Home * Help * Search * Admin * Moderate * Profile * My Messages * Calendar * Members * My Bookmarks * Rules * Logout Thread Closed. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/153958-i-am-a-php-noob/#findComment-809186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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