iloveoct Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. Always drink upstream from the herd. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zane Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 don't piss in the wind. 3 guys walk into a bar. A mexican, a jew and a nigger. The bartender looks up and says.. "Get the hell out of my bar." Two muffins are sittin in an oven. One says to the other "Whoa, it's hot in here" the other muffin then says "Holy shit, a talking muffin" Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did George Bush cross the road? To get to the chicken. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/#findComment-946127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders half a beer, the second one orders a quarter of a beer, the third one orders 1/8 beer. Then the bartender says "You're all idiots" and pours one beer. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/#findComment-946142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamwest Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why did the koala fall outta the tree.......?? Cause it died!! ----------------------- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/#findComment-946148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 knock knock Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/#findComment-946325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 ... Who's there? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/#findComment-946664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrg_alpha Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Women are like hurricanes... they come hot and wet and end up taking your house and car. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/179316-some-funny-sayings/#findComment-948484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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