iloveoct Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. Always drink upstream from the herd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zane Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 don't piss in the wind. 3 guys walk into a bar. A mexican, a jew and a nigger. The bartender looks up and says.. "Get the hell out of my bar." Two muffins are sittin in an oven. One says to the other "Whoa, it's hot in here" the other muffin then says "Holy shit, a talking muffin" Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did George Bush cross the road? To get to the chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders half a beer, the second one orders a quarter of a beer, the third one orders 1/8 beer. Then the bartender says "You're all idiots" and pours one beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamwest Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why did the koala fall outta the tree.......?? Cause it died!! ----------------------- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 knock knock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 ... Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrg_alpha Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Women are like hurricanes... they come hot and wet and end up taking your house and car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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