StarvingArtist Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I'm an artist and while developing an online db/gallery of buttons, I searched and tried to decipher innumerable bits of PHP pagination code by various folks at various locations -- none of which were sufficiently commented and none of which could I adapt for my purpose. UNTIL I found the long post by Crayon Violent here. A couple of hours of fiddling and I had what I wanted. I am deeply grateful to him/her and to this Forum. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
zq29 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 CV, you know it's against the rules to have multiple accounts, don't you... Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-970340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cags Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 That tutorial was also my first exposure to the 'Freaks' territory, I read it awhile before joining the forums. I found that the hardest challenge when your attempting to learn pagination is finding out that it's called 'pagination'. Google is surprisingly poor at reading my mind still, I had to join a forum to ask what it was called. After that I promptly found 2.7 million tutorials and picked it up quite easy. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-970344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I am deeply grateful to him/her and to this Forum. Poor CV. No one is ever sure of his actual gender. Probably his feminine name. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarvingArtist Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 lol. I wouldn't call CV poor for that reason. After all, as Virginia Woolf, along with various other artists, knew--the androgynous mind has access to both worlds! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 sweet, another minion for my zombie apocalypse army! Those subliminal messages really do work in bringing in new recruits! Err, btw I'm legally obligated to mention the use of subliminal messages, but through some convenient loophole in the system, I don't actually have to mention it until after you are exposed to them. So if being coerced into a zombie apocalypse army doesn't sound like your cup of tea, I apologize for that shady hand the universe just dealt you. But zombies don't kill themselves, so deal with it. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wait.. I'm lost here... I thought you were preparing to FIGHT zombies during apocalypse... ooooohhhh... I get it now!!! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I am preparing to fight the zombies. Thing is though, stupid sheeple are gonna just stand around getting eaten by the zombies because they aren't prepared. How am I supposed to work with that? So I recruit people ahead of time, train them. The goal is to get them to stop thinking like sheeple so they don't just stand around when zombies are coming after them. If I can accomplish that, there's yet hope. Stuff like knowing how to fire guns, kung fu, etc.. just sort of comes naturally to a non-sheeple person, just like in the movies. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 CV, if we ever do get zombies, its gonna be nano-bot zombies. Not blood thirsty omnomnom type zombies. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Nano-bots will be created to fight off diseases, viruses, etc.. one day during a routine search and destroy mission of a particularly nasty staph infection, things go OMG WTF when the infection mutates into necrotizing fasciitis. The nano-bots were not programmed to handle this, and being exposed to the mutation causes them to merge with this flesh eating disease. This bacteriaborg combo turns out to be the key to AI and it quickly realizes to keep up with supply and demand of human flesh, it should selectively take over hosts and devour other humans through the host's natural means (eating them. so we still get the NOMNOMNOM zombies). Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p5.html Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon_R Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Hello StarvingArtist welcome to PHP Freaks, I hope you enjoy the wealth of knowledge on this website and choose to become an active part of our community which judging from your post you already have. Once again welcome to the community. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarvingArtist Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Brandon, et al. -- Thanks for the welcome, the code, and the chuckles. It seems to be an okay corral! I'm off to pat myself on the back for a db job well done!! But, of course, I'll be back soon, no doubt! Cheers to all. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrg_alpha Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Welcome to phpfreaks, StarvingArtist [ot] http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p5.html That's well and all.. but nano tech won't amount to anything in the face of Skynet's terminators! Those nanobots are programmed for human brain modifications.. but terminators' CPUs are a different ball game altogether! Not only that, you have variations of terminators (T-800/850/888/1000/x/etc... [humaniod infiltrators],flying Terminators like the HKs (Hunter Killers), Tank models a la T-100, Hydrobots, Modos (motorcylce Terminators) and more... And one on one pitting a zombie against a terminator, we won't even go there.. hell, throw hundreds of zombies at a single terminator and the outcome is assured in favor of the terminator (one of many obvious reasons being that cyborgs cannot be converted - the only terminator at risk to both nanobots and zombies are the I-950's, but I digress). Conclusion, the nanobots are not the real threats... Skynet is. Checkmate.[/ot] Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 no wrong. You fail to realize that the zombies and the machines will be on the same side. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/183829-why-i-ended-up-here-and-will-be-staying-crayon-violent/#findComment-972594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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