arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Who created the first computer virus ever ? . Thank you please ? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Use Google please. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibberous Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Probably someone at MIT who thought it would be funny to hide a random punch card in another students stack. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154796 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 There are records detailing an account of a termite plague in ancient china that destroyed an entire shipment of abacuses to a university...does that count? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 There are records detailing an account of a termite plague in ancient china that destroyed an entire shipment of abacuses to a university...does that count? Computer virus, omg you cant read, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/©Brain mmmmmm this English style fish pie from Asda tastes very humble would you like some ? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 ...or perhaps you don't fully understand the definition of "computer". Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 ...or perhaps you don't fully understand the definition of "computer". aww ok so your grandad put plague on the abacus first but still. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I guess that's supposed to be some kind of insult? Okay, we can play this game. You're momma's sooo fat... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 I guess that's supposed to be some kind of insult? Okay, we can play this game. You're momma's sooo fat... Cmon atleast contain yourself. You know 4 sides squared ? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignace Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 4 sides = squared like this? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 You know 4 sides squared ? Do explain. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 "4 sides squared"... no I do not... is that some kind of new emo boy band? I can never keep up with the new kiddie stuff these days... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 i=1; s=4; box[] = (i*s) * s; box[0][inside] = "crayonViolent"; Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 i=1; s=4; box[] = (i*s) * s; box[0][inside] = "crayonViolent"; Whoo, first 2 lines do nothing. Amazing. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 wow man...this is like when my kid is trying to tell me a joke but he can't quite remember the punchline... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 i=1; s=4; box[] = (i*s) * s; box[0][inside] = "crayonViolent"; Whoo, first 2 lines do nothing. Amazing. ignoring massive syntax issues, of course. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 i=1; s=4; box[] = (i*s) * s; box[0][inside] = "crayonViolent"; Whoo, first 2 lines do nothing. Amazing. Right, the third line only does something because it causes a fatal error. For a guy that has 'array' in your name, you sure don't know much about them. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 genesisArch for(i=0;i=i;i++){ j=i; s=i*4; box[] = (j*s) * s; box[inside] = "crayonViolent"; genesisArch[ i ] = box[ i ][inside] genesisArch = genesisArch[ i ]; } Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 genesisArch for(i=0;i=i;i++){ j=i; s=i*4; box[] = (j*s) * s; box[inside] = "crayonViolent"; genesisArch = box[ i ][inside] genesisArch = genesisArch[ i ]; } pseudo does not compile or parse with php. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 okay I think you're saying you want me to get inside YOUR box...are you propositioning me for sex? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrayGen Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 i can have many concubines, you may enter the helm Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
salathe Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Who created the first computer virus ever ? . Me. Thank you please ? You may. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/223395-who-created-the-first-computer-virus-ever/#findComment-1154919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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