Philip Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 WOO Thank you PHP Freaks for adding an auto-solve button! It has solved many of my problems that I came across today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Your welcome! And to those who are wondering what this is all about... We at PHP Freaks have been hard at work creating a system that can parse posts you make and attempt to automatically solve them. Some key features and points: No need to worry about posting in perfect English! Our advanced natural language parser can handle even the leetist of leetspeak, lolspeak, lrn2readspeak, etc... No need to worry about correctly using bbcode tags, like wrapping code in code tags! They will automatically be detected! Cutting edge heuristic methods give us a 98% level of confidence of answering your question! We are so confident in this new system that if it cannot automatically solve your problem, the server immediately notifies a team of experts on standby who's sole purpose in life is to answer your question! Where is this magic button, you ask? It's right next to the post button! Just start a new thread like normal, post your question in the text area, and down by the "Post" and "Preview" buttons, you will now see a third button "Auto Solve!" Click it and marvel at its awesomeness! Still not convinced? Point in fact, this post was generated automatically! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 Cutting edge heuristic methods give us a 98% level of confidence of answering your question! Only 98%? Pfftt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cssfreakie Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Awesome Job guys! Praise these digital gods for creating this super algorithm Oh noes deedee just ran away with the super computer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignace Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Whoohoo, I just solved all open problems (~95479 posts) just by clicking the *MAGIC* button and got a +600 post count!! and an extra $5000 in my bank account!!!! WOOOOOWWW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonLewis Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Pretty sure this is the coolest thing since Pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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