ardyandkari Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 ooooooh... ...this dumb animal... i rescued a cat from my parents property. their house burned down, so no one is out there...and i found a kitten...now i find out that my wife is DEATHLY allergic to cats (she says that she will be staying at her moms house until the cat is gone) and the thing likes me. nice right? NO! it insists on crawling all over me when i sit at the comp...jumps from the floor to my lap, digging its claws into my leg, then tries to crawl up my stomach...little razor sharp claws piercing my belly..... argh! ok...thats my rant for today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serverman Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 cats are cool and all but here is what you do. take it to your local paws or what ever pound you have. and don't kill your wife with the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardyandkari Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 i plan on it, but i work until after the humane society shelter is closed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 i plan on it, but i work until after the humane society shelter is closed... So...getting off early or taking the day off to go there is not an option? cat > wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardyandkari Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 not really...job>(cat+wife) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zq29 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 not really...job>(cat+wife) Wow, solid relationship then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 not really...job>(cat+wife) At best, I'd go from cat > wife to job > cat > wife But even then...kind of messed up. Kick the cat right out the front door. Leave a saucer of milk on the porch if you feel bad about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynewex Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 My girlfriend has a nut allergy. Therefore I don't eat nuts. It's pretty much an issue of priorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 My girlfriend has a nut allergy. Therefore I don't eat nuts. It's pretty much an issue of priorities. Find a boyfriend. Eat nuts all day long. Best of both worlds. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynewex Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Heh. Everytime I say that my girlfriend is allergic to nuts, somebody always brings it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zq29 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Heh. Everytime I say that my girlfriend is allergic to nuts, somebody always brings it up. I guess a spot of tea-bagging is out of the question then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynewex Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Not unless my scrotum is covered in coconut oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Little Guy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 My girlfriend has a nut allergy. Therefore I don't eat nuts. It's pretty much an issue of priorities. Find a boyfriend. Eat nuts all day long. Best of both worlds. Problem solved. That is just gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkWater Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Heh. Everytime I say that my girlfriend is allergic to nuts, somebody always brings it up. I guess a spot of tea-bagging is out of the question then... Lmfao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Yeah, I would just put the cat outside. Or in the laundry room or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonLewis Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I wouldn't have even grabbed it. Sorry but I think cats are just stupid. All they see us good for is getting them food. Soon as the food is gone they couldn't give a crap about you. Dogs.. Now they are truly mans best friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardyandkari Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 found a home for the little fuzzball. it had a sister that a neighbor had found a while ago...they took it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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