Andy-H Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Does anyone know any decent ones? I was just on sickipedia and saw this: I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane. Had a little giggle to myself but know that most people wouldn't and thaught I'd see if anyone here knows any decent computing jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-H Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cocaine is never a solution. Unless of course, you dissolve it in water. Like that one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Why do computer scientists often confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31. Two strings walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first string says, "I'll have a beerKJLASdp)8AIDnhas89d3"¤"#¤(/)a8dsd79". "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn’t null-terminated." And the obligatory one: There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. We also have some awesome songs in our songbook at the CS dept here, but they're all in Danish. I can't think of any more jokes right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zq29 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Why do computer scientists often confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31. Heh, that one raised a smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-H Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Why do computer scientists often confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31. Two strings walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first string says, "I'll have a beerKJLASdp)8AIDnhas89d3"¤"#¤(/)a8dsd79". "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn’t null-terminated." And the obligatory one: There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. We also have some awesome songs in our songbook at the CS dept here, but they're all in Danish. I can't think of any more jokes right now. I remember the binary joke was on the wall a college, corny lol Like the null terminated one best lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stooney Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugJr Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Heh, thats probably my favorite considering how many times I've accidently done an infinite repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oni-kun Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Heh, thats probably my favorite considering how many times I've accidently done an infinite repeat. I was attempting roughly 20,000,000 looped benchmarks on code I was testing, safe to say a lot of the untested code resulted in my CPU fan going loud until I fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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