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Happy birthday Crayon Violent!


Philip

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Happy B-Day.  As one father to another, you know that you will not be allowed to shake the mortal coil until you have raised those kids to be responsible adults (or as they think of it, paid all their bills).  Should you attempt to pass on too early, rest assured they will find a way to dig you up and reanimate you.  Those B-Day/Father's day cards you just got are subtle reminders of that.

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"so let me get this straight son....you pushed the boundaries of science, turning the laws of physics upside, reached beyond the grave and contacted me...to ask for $20 and the car keys???"

 

"Umm, well, yeah you're right.  Better make it $40 bucks."

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