Gruzin Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Hi guys,Post your favorite Phrases here, sorry if thread already exists :P Here is mine:[b]Software is like sex, it's better when it's free[/b]Regards,George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Here is mine:[b]Women: Can't live with them, and can't get them to dress up in a skimpy french maid costume and beat you with a squash or something[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruzin Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote author=steelmanronald06 link=topic=114250.msg464831#msg464831 date=1162993208]Here is mine:[b]Women: Can't live with them, and can't get them to dress up in a skimpy french maid costume and beat you with a squash or something[/b][/quote]Nice one ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 "you have to keep pissing in the wind to learn how to keep your shoes dry..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Don't be jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ober Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Women: They're all monsters... it's just what [i]type[/i] of monster they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neylitalo Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Well, since the favorite theme here seems to be women, allow me to take my poke at the female species. :)[quote] I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- Calvin[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruzin Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote author=ober link=topic=114250.msg465125#msg465125 date=1163022883]Women: They're all monsters... it's just what [i]type[/i] of monster they are.[/quote]Agree with that ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofoverkill Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 In a satirical tone:"It's all good." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 That dress looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be <badword> too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 [quote author=neylitalo link=topic=114250.msg465130#msg465130 date=1163023823][quote] I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- Calvin[/quote][/quote]Awesome! Another Calvin and Hobbes fan! One of my first web pages was a tribute to G.R.O.S.S. Hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyB Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Ha! You guys and the 'woman' quotes. Wait until you're happily married and you'll find out ;DMy favourite, and opt-repeated, at work - to avoid re-work - is "first we plan, [b]then[/b] we execute" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 As far as work goes, one we find often repeated is:[quote]I'd rather apologize for the time than the quality![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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