pouncer Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Lets see how this goes on a web scripting forum, hehehehe! So, what have you people learnt about the opposite sex? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
ober Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 1) Often irrational 2) Sometimes react to feelings instead of logic 3) Can't drive worth a damn 4) Can multi-task! 5) They own the ability to deny sex Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 1) are selfish and unreasonable 2) are selfish and unreasonable 3) are selfish and unreasonable 4) are selfish and unreasonable 5) are selfish and unreasonable Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neylitalo Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 1) Often irrational 2) Sometimes react to feelings instead of logic I've gotten tired of reasoning with women because of these two. In all but the rarest of occasions, it's almost useless to even try. 1) are selfish and unreasonable 2) are selfish and unreasonable 3) are selfish and unreasonable 4) are selfish and unreasonable 5) are selfish and unreasonable Mark, I take it you've grown rather cynical of the female species? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Mark, I take it you've grown rather cynical of the female species? Haha not completely. I just cant understand it that when you're having an argument that you're 99.999% guaranteed to win because you're totally in the right, they unleash their magic box of tricks that leaves you not only speechless, but also on the sore end of yet another losing argument. And yet still you can't live without 'em. Oh well Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 1) Could double as a drama actor 2) Can change their minds as quick as they can change cash for cloths (two in one here!) 3) Thinks they own everything in the house unless it has the word 'BILL' on it. 4) Can't drive so they have to have the better car. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 3) Thinks they own everything in the house unless it has the word 'BILL' on it. haha i like that one Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koobi Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Mark, I take it you've grown rather cynical of the female species? Haha not completely. I just cant understand it that when you're having an argument that you're 99.999% guaranteed to win because you're totally in the right, they unleash their magic box of tricks that leaves you not only speechless, but also on the sore end of yet another losing argument. And yet still you can't live without 'em. Oh well you TOTALLY nailed that one! it's like a secret talent. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmgmyr Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 1. (and only one) when you think you have learned something about them they change...and you are wrong again. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 When it comes time for paycheck it is our money...unless it is her paycheck then it is her money. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmgmyr Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 When it comes time for paycheck it is our money...unless it is her paycheck then it is her money. Her: "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" ... not the other way around though Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ober Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 When it comes time for paycheck it is our money...unless it is her paycheck then it is her money. Wow... ya'll must have women that suck. All of the money that either my wife or I make goes into one account. We both use it for whatever we need. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Wow... ya'll must have women that suck. That's a quality, not a negative Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ober Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 HAHA... *no comment* Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-225998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmgmyr Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 haha so much to say, so little time... Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-226009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neylitalo Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 1. (and only one) when you think you have learned something about them they change...and you are wrong again. Definitely. I'm a programmer, so every thought process I go through equates to a program, for some reason, and I find that figuring out what to do in case X with women is always a massive multi-layered if/elseif/else statement. And it's not uncommon at all to go through the program, get unexpected results, and need to add another condition. One little saying I'm a fan of: If a man is alone in the forest with no women around, is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-226046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koobi Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 hmmm a lot of negative posts here... there's one thing though. if you give a woman a bunch of choices instead of an ultimatum, she will probably come to middle ground. the problem is that all those choices have to be choices that suit her needs! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-226127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roopurt18 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 The rule of half and all: They own half of everything and have all of the p!@#$. Except my fiance calls it the rule of all and all. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-226222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcorlew Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Things I have learnt from 14 years of marriage with my wife: 1. Run all comments through a foreach loop and use stripinsult() 2. When they say we should be caught up at the end of this month they really mean year 3. Women are capable of doing 17 things at once! 4. Women do not appreciate piddling around, men do 5. Without women we would probably not shower, shave, or stay on any kind of regular schedule, we might even wear our favorite sweater 5 days in a row if we want to Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-226516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0c0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 1 - dont like farts 2 - some dont like my sarcastic jokes 3 - especially dont like farts in bed 4 - get mad over nothing 5 - they get rid of me often Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-227225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0c0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Things I have learnt from 14 years of marriage with my wife: 1. Run all comments through a foreach loop and use stripinsult() 2. When they say we should be caught up at the end of this month they really mean year 3. Women are capable of doing 17 things at once! 4. Women do not appreciate piddling around, men do 5. Without women we would probably not shower, shave, or stay on any kind of regular schedule, we might even wear our favorite sweater 5 days in a row if we want to quoted for truth Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-227226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
artacus Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 LOL. Awesome thread. 1) The best gifts are totally impractical, useless and otherwise the last thing that would occur to you to give. 2) No matter how much you make, she can spend it faster than you earn it. 3) Chocolate has some mystical power 4) The toilet seat always returns to the down position 5) For some reason, pre-teen and teenage girls will sign their names with some boy's last name over and over again. Not sure what that one is all about. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-227265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neylitalo Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 5) For some reason, pre-teen and teenage girls will sign their names with some boy's last name over and over again. Not sure what that one is all about. Practicing up for when she needs to sign checks on Mr. Last Name's bank account Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-227291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roopurt18 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 3) Chocolate has some mystical power I'm taking this history course at JC to finish my degree; on Valentine's the teacher brought a huge bag of chocolate in. When I wouldn't take any and everyone asked why, my response: "Chocolate's period food." Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-227296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ober Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 HAHA... that's good roopurt Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/46299-name-5-things-youve-learnt-about/#findComment-227807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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