Adam Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 http://jerryleecooper.com/ - be sure to read the comments! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 they had to import LITERALLY DOZENS of customer records from an SQLdatabase into a spreadsheet. We managed to do this quite easily byclicking the mouse for a few hours together, setting the ODBC driversup using heaps of helpful GUI tools. That's the funniest part, literally dozens... Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? What...? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-712758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zq29 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I SO tried to not leave a comment... Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-712912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynew Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 My troll senses are tingling. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynew Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 This is Jerry Lee Cooper’s Un-Offical Fan Site JerryLeeCooper is a net guru with a internet cult following rivaled only by Bill Gates him self. Jerrys insight is often mocked but his wisdom is well beyond his years and will go down in history as one of the nets leading authorities. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I've got this feeling, that industrial automation hardware runs in fact on MS Windows kernel using its drivers and services... Must ask Jerry about that. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Microsoft offers lower costs than Linux April 18th, 2008 JerryLees response to: http://www.linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2003-09-17-013-26-NW-DP-SV&tbovrmode=1 JerryLee: This is a rather short sighted move on the part of RedSherriff, Id say. So, they have managed to save a few measly pounds on software licensesover a short term, and they are gloating about savings ? Waittill the end of the month, when it becomes obvious that this radicalshift from a stable, integrated, GUI enabled MS-SQLServer to someshareware database system opens up a big set of new costs - as all theusers of this database need to be re-trained. In the case ofshareware databases such as postgresql and mysql (both cheap clones ofthe original SQL, invented by Bill Gates in his Mum’s garage during hisyears at college - heck mysql even had to steal the name from MSSQL),you will find that there is no GUI at all. This makes them impossiblydifficult to operate - the re-training costs will be huge. Justthe other day, I helped an enterprise client do some work in MSSQL -they had to import LITERALLY DOZENS of customer records from an SQLdatabase into a spreadsheet. We managed to do this quite easily byclicking the mouse for a few hours together, setting the ODBC driversup using heaps of helpful GUI tools. We then managed to get thespreadsheet to AUTOMATICALLY TOTAL all of the postcodes for thecustomer records, and even calculate the AVERAGE of the postcodes. Try doing THAT with your little shareware database !! Hmmph ! Face it - Microsoft offers lower costs than Linux, as has been PROVENtime after time. When will these shareware guys just give it up ? I'm 99% sure, but just to be 100% sure, that was all sarcasm, right? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 This is so surreal that no one can be sure for sure... Some people take it really seriously though... Maybe that's some form of art? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Hrmmm weird. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 It's definitely sarcasm... If not, actually, I don't know what I'd do. > Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkWater Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I'm fairly sure that the guy who wrote that was deprived of oxygen for a good hour or two at birth. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 It's definitely sarcasm... If not, actually, I don't know what I'd do. It must be sarcasm... I don't think anyone with a brain could be serious in that post. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maq Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 You know what's even funnier, the comments people left. Check out this one: # Charles Xavier Says: January 24th, 2008 at 1:29 pm I have to disagree with you. The Linux actually works best on 750 MHz, and even 1GHz may be enough to create virus. Beware of using the Linux on Microsoft XP or Vista, as the Linux replaces important files with Communist propaganda. Never trust the open source pirates with your computer. I think this guy is actually being serious... scary Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 They are just joke posts. I've seen some of them posted elsewhere as well. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hah! I couldn't tell if they were jokes or not. Here's a similar article, but they are genuinely serious.. http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx A Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynew Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Reminds me of the post by somebody else called "How to tell if your son is a hacker." Heh, he says things such as "If your son wears bright clothes and has something called Flash installed on his computer, it probably means that he is hacker." Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zq29 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hah! I couldn't tell if they were jokes or not. Here's a similar article, but they are genuinely serious.. http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx A I think the comments in that one prove that they aren't being serious... Funny though! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 This however is dangerous http://shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerRobot Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I find it entertaining that as a fanatical Christian, only some of the other religions would be seen as a sin. What on earth is that about? Also, why do hybrid cars "harm America"? Or vegetarians? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hybrid cars are a plot do destroy oil industry, and vegetarians want to cripple cattle producers. Simple Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerRobot Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hybrid cars are a plot do destroy oil industry, and vegetarians want to cripple cattle producers. Simple Oh silly me, how could I have been so naive Obviously the facts that hybrid cars would pump an awful lot of money into the motor industry and vegetarians support other farmers are irrelevant. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel0 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 vegetarian: A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food' date=' but the stuff that food eats.[/quote'] Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mchl Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 You want funny? My family name is a synonym for 'vegetarian' in my language. <Goes to fetch some chicken> Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-713756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
corbin Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 This however is dangerous http://shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist "Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)" Awwww. I like Kurt Vonnegut's work. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-714250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynew Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 You atheists and your liberal left-wing agenda are all going to hell. PHP is an acronym for the devil!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/136535-if-youd-like-a-laugh/#findComment-714310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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