Need help urgently, please..immediately!!

[Anti-Moronic]

How do you echo 1+1 in php?

[Pikachu2000]

^^^ I'll have what he's having . . .

[Philip]

^^^ I'll have what he's having . . .

 

+1 me too!

[dreamwest]

Cool title!

[Anti-Moronic]

Sorry, I should clarify. I actually mean how to echo the string '1+1' in php?

[trq]

Sorry, I should clarify. I actually mean how to echo the string '1+1' in php?

 

Um....

 

echo '1+1';

[.josh]

Did a client ask for it and you have absolutely no idea  how to do it but you agreed to do it ASAP? 

[Zurev]

I actually set my signature to this before this was posted.

[Maq]

I actually set my signature to this before this was posted.

 

The sad thing is, people who create these titles don't read rules, stickies, guidelines, not to mention signatures.  Even if they did, do you think they would actually listen...?

[ignace]

Sorry, I should clarify. I actually mean how to echo the string '1+1' in php?

 

class OnePlusOneSimpleEchoInPhp {
    const STDOUT = 'php://output';
    const OUTPUT = '1+1';
    
    public static function output() {
        file_put_contents(self::STDOUT, self::OUTPUT);
    }
}

OnePlusOneSimpleEchoInPhp::output();

 

I think this is the simplest example I could think of how to do this effectively

[Anti-Moronic]

Sorry, I should clarify. I actually mean how to echo the string '1+1' in php?

 

class OnePlusOneSimpleEchoInPhp {
    const STDOUT = 'php://output';
    const OUTPUT = '1+1';
    
    public static function output() {
        file_put_contents(self::STDOUT, self::OUTPUT);
    }
}

OnePlusOneSimpleEchoInPhp::output();

 

I think this is the simplest example I could think of how to do this effectively

 

You know me well. I like my classes. 

 

Sorry, I should have mentioned something else. I then want the string converted into hexidecimal, stored in a file, inserted into a database and printed to page.

 

I then need the data to be used as parameters in a $_POST query which should loop through a set of specified domains and insert each line into a field beginning with the letter 'p'.

 

..I feel I am missing something else.

 

Do you have the codes?? PLEASE. ASAP.

[ignace]

I do not only have the codes, I can even see them:

 

000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101
000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101
000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101
000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101
000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101
000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101
000001110001001010000101010001010101010101010101010101010101010
100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101001010010101
111000100101000010101000101010101010101010101010101010101010101

 

[Philip]

My answer is a bit shorter:

011011000110111101101100

[Pikachu2000]

Sometimes it's truly impossible to tell the difference between parodies and the real thing.

[Anti-Moronic]

Sometimes it's truly impossible to tell the difference between parodies and the real thing.

 

In my case, *always*.

 

By the way, the above code doesn't work. blank page. don't know the error. Any ideas?

[Maq]

Sometimes it's truly impossible to tell the difference between parodies and the real thing.

 

Yes... yes it is.

[.josh]

Sometimes it's truly impossible to tell the difference between parodies and the real thing.

 

If the OP was a serious question, I'd either be laughing at them or shunning them or both, depending on my mood. 

[tibberous]

Sorry, I should clarify. I actually mean how to echo the string '1+1' in php?

 

class OnePlusOneSimpleEchoInPhp {
    const STDOUT = 'php://output';
    const OUTPUT = '1+1';
    
    public static function output() {
        file_put_contents(self::STDOUT, self::OUTPUT);
    }
}

OnePlusOneSimpleEchoInPhp::output();

 

I think this is the simplest example I could think of how to do this effectively

 

And yet still more efficient than java...