If PHP Were British

[Adam]

Funny read.. http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british

[phpSensei]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

    perchance (£condition) {
    // Code here
    } otherwise {
    // Code here
    }

 

Splendid, HAHHAHHHHHHAHAHA

 

    what_about (£variable) {
    perhaps £possibility:
    //Code here
    splendid;
    perhaps £other_possibility:
    //Code here
    splendid;
    on_the_off_chance:
    //Code here
    splendid;
    }

 

this was the funniest. php seems to have no manners!

 

    would_you_mind {
    // Code here
    } actually_i_do_mind (Exception £e) {
    // Politely move on
    cheerio('Message');
    }

[WebStyles]

that's beautiful. (I'm english btw)

 

not on the list:

 

continue; should be please_go_on;

[Adam]

English.. Are you "that bastard dialect of the Queen's English commonly referred to as "US English""?

[WebStyles]

English.. Are you "that bastard dialect of the Queen's English commonly referred to as "US English""?

 

lol.

 

Nobody 'speaka-da' english in London anymore, so I moved to Portugal.

[Maq]

Haha that's some funny stuff.

[MasterACE14]

recently stumbled upon this article, absolutely hilarious!

[JonnoTheDev]

That's my code.

 

I would also like to add:

 

<?php
for($x = 1; $x <= 10; $x++) {
print $x;
}
exit();
?>

 

<?php
/* poor person has no money */
£x = 0;
go_around_until(£x is_equal_to 10) {
display £x;
add_to(£x,1);
}
goodday();
?>

[spiderwell]

great find!!

[cssfreakie]

Imperial PHP ftw!

[voip03]

[Pikachu2000]

Imagine if it were written by a New Yorker? The if/elseif/else conditional may have been this:

 

hows_about_dis( condition ) {
     //code here
} not_dat_huh_maybe_dis( condition ) {
     // code here
} none_of_dem {
    // go fuck ya'self
}

 

Or a Texan?

 

echo

y'all_listen_up_now "Howdy folks!";

 

if/elseif/else

you_reckon( condition ) {
     // Much obliged
} alright_well_maybe_you_might_could_do_this_instead( condition ) {
     // That dog'll hunt
} you_must_be_a_yankee {
     // Don't fret none about it, ya hear?
}

[Philip]

Or a Texan?

 

echo

y'all_listen_up_now "Howdy folks!";

 

if/elseif/else

you_reckon( condition ) {
     // Much obliged
} alright_well_maybe_you_might_could_do_this_instea d( condition ) {
     // That dog'll hunt
} you_must_be_a_yankee {
     // Don't fret none about it, ya hear?
}

And the function names are bigger, because everything is bigger in TX, is it not?

[Pikachu2000]

You got that right!