Best place to meet a girl who is also into PHP? RATED R

[tibberous]

Not that she has to be, just that would be kind of nice.

 

I'm so alone.

 

 

[Barand]

This forum is for PHP problems. Try a "Lonely Hearts" site.

[Fadion]

Try an adult social community. Posting this thing into a php forum is pretty funny.

[roopurt18]

Did you try www.php-sluts.com?

 

"I want you to 'echo' all over me!"

 

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

[redbullmarky]

Did you try www.php-sluts.com?

 

"I want you to 'echo' all over me!"

 

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

roopurt, i think the function you're looking for is 'explode'.

 

"I want you to 'explode()' all over me, then you can fsock() off and die(), we cannot function() together as you're not in my class()"

 

*sigh* i'll stop now....

[Jessica]

ROTF that was great redbullmarky.

[redbullmarky]

haha thanks, but i feel it'd be wrong to continue().

 

*shit*...

[Barand]

Here's your ad

 

[pre]

"Senior manager for a large oil company (shell_exec),

a natsort() of guy with some Rar qualities,

fseek()s fun-loving female with GD sense of humour

to join() on a date()"

[bilis_money]

roopurt, i think the function you're looking for is 'explode'.

 

"I want you to 'explode()' all over me, then you can fsock() off and die(), we cannot function() together as you're not in my class()"

 

*sigh* i'll stop now....

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Very very funny... 

Nice joke rebull  you make me laugh... 

[Crew-Portal]

Try:

Function {

loop {

Echo 'Oh Ya';

}}

LOL Stick her in a loop! Hahahaha

[steelmanronald06]

Try:

Function {

loop {

Echo 'Oh Ya';

}}

LOL Stick her in a loop! Hahahaha

 

err...huh?

[Azu]

Try:

Function {

loop {

Echo 'Oh Ya';

}}

LOL Stick her in a loop! Hahahaha

Um.. haha?

....

[steelmanronald06]

to bad your function isn't even right. You might want,

 

Class Sex Extends HumanEmotions {

 

  function sex_screams {

    while ($s < 10) {

      echo 'Oh Yeah!';

      $s++;

    }

  }

 

  function orgasm {

    if ($cum == TRUE) {

      exit();

    } else {

      continue();

    }

  }

}

 

Wow! to much time on my hands. Feel free to extend my class if you want :-P

[d22552000]

omfg lol remember yoru back quotes!

 

if ($drive==0) { ob_implicit_flush(); die('shit');
} else if ($drive==1 {
exec('screw');
} else { die('uh.. wtf?  not a drive, or no drive, OH GOD MULTI-DRIVE [bi]) }

 

foreach ($enzite==1) (or) ($cialis==1) (or) ($viagra==1) {
$length++;
}

if ($length>12) { echo 'fake'; }

switch sex($excitement) default {
implicit_flush(); face_wash();
} case 0 {
die();
break;
} case 1 {
continue();
} case -1 {
echo 'Came'; break;
}

 

Just htought that might be funny.

[neylitalo]

While completely nonsensical and nonfunctional, this has never failed to amuse me:

 

$ unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep

[Azu]

rofl

[LiamProductions]

Haha 

 

You guys make me laugh 

[d22552000]

I need a life -,-

[watthehell]

:D :D :D

tHis is toTal EntertAInment in phpfreaks.com...............

 

Please continue.............

 

I will make a book after 1000 posts.......

 

LOL...

 

[Fadion]

haha, this is being extremely funny. This is my 2 cents though

 

<?php
$pleasure = array('oh', 'yeah', 'oh', 'yeah', 'cmon', 'cmon', 'yeah');
$lastWord = count($pleasure)-1;
$finishHer = $pleasure[$lastword];
foreach($pleasure as $moment){
          echo $moment;
          if($moment == $finishHer){
                    echo "Ohhhhhhh";
                    echo "Yum Yum";
                    break;
          }
}
?>

[steelmanronald06]

haha, this is being extremely funny. This is my 2 cents though

 

          if($moment == $finishHer){
                    echo "Ohhhhhhh";
                    echo "Yum Yum";

?>

 

Dude, are you having sex with some fat girl who thinks it is cream filling?

[bilis_money]

I have question.

 

Is this forum phpfreaks.com or phpsex.com? 

[steelmanronald06]

DUDE! phpsex.com really exists?  Hell yeah!  LOL!  Wish I owned that site.

[Azu]

DUDE! phpsex.com really exists?  Hell yeah!  LOL!  Wish I owned that site.

Omg wtf lol..

[neylitalo]

Sorry guys, I'm to blame as much as anybody else, but we need to stop this particular thread. Locked.