tibberous Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Not that she has to be, just that would be kind of nice. I'm so alone. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 This forum is for PHP problems. Try a "Lonely Hearts" site. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-339948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadion Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Try an adult social community. Posting this thing into a php forum is pretty funny. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-339950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roopurt18 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Did you try www.php-sluts.com? "I want you to 'echo' all over me!" (Sorry, couldn't resist.) Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-339960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Did you try www.php-sluts.com? "I want you to 'echo' all over me!" (Sorry, couldn't resist.) roopurt, i think the function you're looking for is 'explode'. "I want you to 'explode()' all over me, then you can fsock() off and die(), we cannot function() together as you're not in my class()" *sigh* i'll stop now.... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-339962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 ROTF that was great redbullmarky. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-339963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbullmarky Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 haha thanks, but i feel it'd be wrong to continue(). *shit*... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-339965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Here's your ad [pre] "Senior manager for a large oil company (shell_exec), a natsort() of guy with some Rar qualities, fseek()s fun-loving female with GD sense of humour to join() on a date()" Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilis_money Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 roopurt, i think the function you're looking for is 'explode'. "I want you to 'explode()' all over me, then you can fsock() off and die(), we cannot function() together as you're not in my class()" *sigh* i'll stop now.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Very very funny... Nice joke rebull you make me laugh... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crew-Portal Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Try: Function { loop { Echo 'Oh Ya'; }} LOL Stick her in a loop! Hahahaha Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Try: Function { loop { Echo 'Oh Ya'; }} LOL Stick her in a loop! Hahahaha err...huh? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Try: Function { loop { Echo 'Oh Ya'; }} LOL Stick her in a loop! Hahahaha Um.. haha? .... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 to bad your function isn't even right. You might want, Class Sex Extends HumanEmotions { function sex_screams { while ($s < 10) { echo 'Oh Yeah!'; $s++; } } function orgasm { if ($cum == TRUE) { exit(); } else { continue(); } } } Wow! to much time on my hands. Feel free to extend my class if you want :-P Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
d22552000 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 omfg lol remember yoru back quotes! if ($drive==0) { ob_implicit_flush(); die('shit'); } else if ($drive==1 { exec('screw'); } else { die('uh.. wtf? not a drive, or no drive, OH GOD MULTI-DRIVE [bi]) } foreach ($enzite==1) (or) ($cialis==1) (or) ($viagra==1) { $length++; } if ($length>12) { echo 'fake'; } switch sex($excitement) default { implicit_flush(); face_wash(); } case 0 { die(); break; } case 1 { continue(); } case -1 { echo 'Came'; break; } Just htought that might be funny. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neylitalo Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 While completely nonsensical and nonfunctional, this has never failed to amuse me: $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 rofl Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamProductions Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Haha You guys make me laugh Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340796 Share on other sites More sharing options...
d22552000 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I need a life -,- Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-340874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
watthehell Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 :D :D :D tHis is toTal EntertAInment in phpfreaks.com............... Please continue............. I will make a book after 1000 posts....... LOL... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-341220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadion Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 haha, this is being extremely funny. This is my 2 cents though <?php $pleasure = array('oh', 'yeah', 'oh', 'yeah', 'cmon', 'cmon', 'yeah'); $lastWord = count($pleasure)-1; $finishHer = $pleasure[$lastword]; foreach($pleasure as $moment){ echo $moment; if($moment == $finishHer){ echo "Ohhhhhhh"; echo "Yum Yum"; break; } } ?> Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-342649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 haha, this is being extremely funny. This is my 2 cents though if($moment == $finishHer){ echo "Ohhhhhhh"; echo "Yum Yum"; ?> Dude, are you having sex with some fat girl who thinks it is cream filling? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-342672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilis_money Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 I have question. Is this forum phpfreaks.com or phpsex.com? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-342911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmanronald06 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 DUDE! phpsex.com really exists? Hell yeah! LOL! Wish I owned that site. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-342931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 DUDE! phpsex.com really exists? Hell yeah! LOL! Wish I owned that site. Omg wtf lol.. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-342938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neylitalo Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Sorry guys, I'm to blame as much as anybody else, but we need to stop this particular thread. Locked. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/67676-best-place-to-meet-a-girl-who-is-also-into-php-rated-r/#findComment-342952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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