Philip Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Welcome back to the life of having a colored badge @Barand! Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian F. Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Congrats, Barand. Well deserved! Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Thank you very much. I am really pleased. I particularly look forward to the double pay I was promised. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu2000 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Then I guess it's a good thing there's no mathematical rule against multiplying by zero . . . Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted October 24, 2012 Author Share Posted October 24, 2012 Thank you very much. I am really pleased. I particularly look forward to the double pay I was promised. Â Actually, we collect taxes now in order to wear the badge. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacDan Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I'll chip in and we can triple Barand's pay. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidAM Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Actually, we collect taxes now in order to wear the badge. Â You gotta watch those tax collectors. ... While three times zero is always still zero, they will somehow figure a way to make 35% of zero be some big positive floating-point value! Â Congratulations, Barand! Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikosiko Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Congrats Barand, well deserved Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Congrats Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFMaBiSmAd Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Thanks for the excellent contribution to the forum. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzman1 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Congrats Barand. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignace Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Â Â You gotta watch those tax collectors. ... While three times zero is always still zero, they will somehow figure a way to make 35% of zero be some big positive floating-point value! Â Actually the formula is: Â $postCount * to_days($memberSince) Â Philip currently has an outstanding of a few billion.. So when again are you gonna pay your taxes? Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted October 24, 2012 Author Share Posted October 24, 2012 $postCount * to_days($memberSince) I really would be screwed... Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian F. Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) Just set your post count to 0, and you're golden. Â Or even better: Flip the signed bit, if the field is signed that is. Edited October 24, 2012 by Christian F. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 echo number_format($posts * to_days($member_since), 0); //--> 55,924,234 Â Thank God it's Iraqi fils and not GBP. I'll have to sell my shares in Sinclair C5 Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Admins and Mods, for my elevation And others, for joining in my celebration I'll try to live up to This promotion to guru Thank you, let's have a libation \_/ Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1387997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Esteemed Barand left for a season; as to why, he gave us no reason. But now he is back, to pick up the slack, and make up for his unexplained treason  He starts off with act of good will, with offers of premium swill. We toast and we cheer, as we kick back some beer, and engage in much epic trill  It is now the wee hours of morn much drinking and possible porn there's midgets passed out no stout found throughout and hangovers sure to be born  Celebration has passed with success For details recalled, I digress But it's now back to work albeit with a smirk lookin' forward to the next recess Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1388123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 LOL. Excellent! Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1388124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmola Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Well deserved by one of the legendary php stalwarts. You know if josh is composing verse in your honor you have to rock. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1388273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barand Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 With those complements gushing You'll soon have me blushing, I'm really a quite modest guy. When others are rushing and shoving and pushing I'm happy to let them pass by. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1388294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 Oh how I missed these. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1388296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenway Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I wish I had this much free time. Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/269837-back-to-badged-barand/#findComment-1389177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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