The Little Guy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Jim Halpert: Question, what kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought. Jim Halpert: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica." Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing? Jim Halpert: Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11. Dwight Schrute: [back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. [Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk] Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim Halpert: Michael! Dwight Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootstah Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Jim Halpert: Question, what kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought. Jim Halpert: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica." Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing? Jim Halpert: Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11. Dwight Schrute: [back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. [Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk] Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim Halpert: Michael! Dwight Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael! I feel like I'm missing something. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Google told me it's characters from The Office... the US one. The UK one was much better. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootstah Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Oh. I watched season 1 of The Office (US). I didn't think it was that good. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Oh. I watched season 1 of The Office (US). I didn't think it was that good. Watch the UK one, it is 10x better mmm never mind. Just saw it was the office and not the IT Crowd =\ Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Little Guy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The UK one was bad IMO. The only British show I have ever liked was "The IT Crowd". Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Yea, for some reason I read the IT Crowd, I never watched the Office, it seemed dumb to me from the pilot... Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.josh Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The UK one was bad IMO. The only British show I have ever liked was "The IT Crowd". Doctor Who Red Dwarf Hyperdrive Green Wing Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootstah Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The UK one was bad IMO. The only British show I have ever liked was "The IT Crowd". Doctor Who Red Dwarf Hyperdrive Green Wing You forgot Top Gear! The US Top Gear is shitty. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu2000 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Fawlty Towers Little Britain Monty Python's Flying Circus Keeping Up Appearances Waiting for God etc. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
premiso Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 What about the Inbetweeners and Friday Night Dinner?!?!?! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahngiel Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 QI and Butterflies were awesome for this non-brit! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Fawlty Towers I can watch this show over and over and over and still fall out of my seat laughing. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootstah Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Fawlty Towers I can watch this show over and over and over and still fall out of my seat laughing. Sounds like you should get a sturdier chair! Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Fawlty Towers I can watch this show over and over and over and still fall out of my seat laughing. Sounds like you should get a sturdier chair! *cymbal crash* Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyph Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Fawlty Towers was great. Many a good, relaxing night with John Cleese in charge of the entertainment. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian F. Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 So much for staying on topic, eh? *Hides* Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahngiel Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 So much for staying on topic, eh? *Hides* You should hide! The internet hates you, and is evidenced by bing refusing you let you participate in it's "market" research. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu2000 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Fawlty Towers I can watch this show over and over and over and still fall out of my seat laughing. For the life of me, I don't understand why they only made 12 episodes. I can still watch all of them and laugh at every single one. John Cleese has been great in every role I've ever seen him in, but Fawlty Towers is by far my favorite. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyph Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Fawlty Towers I can watch this show over and over and over and still fall out of my seat laughing. For the life of me, I don't understand why they only made 12 episodes. I can still watch all of them and laugh at every single one. John Cleese has been great in every role I've ever seen him in, but Fawlty Towers is by far my favorite. You must not be familiar with Life of Brian, Quest for the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, and the Flying Circus Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu2000 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I didn't say I didn't like those, just that Fawlty Towers is my favorite . . . The raw sarcasm and cynicism hits a spot with me; I've been told I tend to be a bit cynical and sarcastic myself. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 For the life of me, I don't understand why they only made 12 episodes. Unlike a lot of programmes, they decided not to ruin it and quit while they were ahead Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1375968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hall of Famer Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 umm I think PHP borrows lots of its idea of object oriented programming syntax from Java, and of course it has evolved from them. The concept of trait is not available in Java, the namespace system also works differently from Java's package system. It's really hard to say which one is a more powerful programming language, especially considering one is primarily used for web development while the other is for designing desktop softwares. Would be nice if PHP is as much object-oriented as Java though, but I can see why it's not happening at least yet(compensation for amateur programmers struggling with objects, you bet). Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1376018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinM1 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 It's really hard to say which one is a more powerful programming language What do you mean by 'power'? but I can see why it's not happening at least yet(compensation for amateur programmers struggling with objects, you bet). Or, maybe that's because there's still a not insignificant number of web projects that don't need to incur the overhead of OOP? Or, maybe there's a ton of legacy systems out there that are cost prohibitive to rewrite from the ground up? Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1376021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootstah Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 umm I think PHP borrows lots of its idea of object oriented programming syntax from Java Again, what part of PHP's OOP syntax did it take from Java? Java didn't invent OOP. Java took its ideas from something else as well. Quote Link to comment https://forums.phpfreaks.com/topic/267998-php-vs-java/page/3/#findComment-1376032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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